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11.06.2025 01:03

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to